Samantha Bee is a role model.
(Source: drunkonstephen, via atopfourthwall)
GAME OF CONTRIVANCE
*~*~Owners of Sexy Butts~*~*

I can’t not reblog a lion playing with a football sorry.
No regrets whatsoever.
SENPAI
JESUS CHRIST
for his final smash he spawns the rest of the cast and they start clapping
- A compliment
- A story
- Why you follow me
- If you met me what would you do
- A cute message
- One thing you want to tell me
- One thing you want to know about me
(via pwnyta)
my doggy is hurting and i don’t know how to help her out
she developed a small bump on her ear like a month ago and it didn’t seem to bother her. I could manipulate it and squeeze it gently and after some research and talks, concluded that it wasn’t cancerous. It seemed to get better after awhile too, it got smaller pretty fast
but recently it’s ballooned up, looks very irritated and red. It happened really suddenly too. The whole area is really really tender and she shakes her head around sometimes so it’s very obvious this thing is bothering the living hell out of her.
It breaks my heart to hear her whining in pain because of an itch too close to her ear. Shes my best friend, she’s like the only thing in my life right now that i can give and get hugs from. She’s really keeping me sane, I genuinely don’t know what I’d do without her.
I’d love to take her to a vet, i really really would, but I don’t have the money. I barely have enough to feed myself right now. I’d gladly sell my organs, trade everything I have of worth, chop off my drawing and writing arm for my puppy to be okay.
I genuinely don’t think my family know or care how much i love this dog